I kind of want to play a game.

What about you?

You guys want to play a game?

- Let's play a game.

- Ooh, I love games.

- You want them to play a game?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

We'll play a game here.

(crowd cheer and clap) The game is called Finish the Headline.

These are whiteboards, obviously.

One for you, one for you.

- Thank you.

- I am going to read you a headline and give you multiple choice answers.

These are real headlines, ladies and gentlemen.

I did the research.

- Oh, well then you're gonna get that.

- These are all true, (RaShaun laughing) as jarring as they may seem.

This first one's in Illinois.

We're gonna start with this.

Ready?

- Okay.

- Chicago police discover a blank hiding in the refrigerated section of an ALDI.

Is it, A, coyote, B, python, or, C, raccoon?

This was hiding in the refrigerated section of ALDI in January of 2025.

Show me your answers here.

A, they both picked A, which is coyote, and they are correct.

A coyote was discovered (Jenise laughing) hiding behind refrigerant shelves.

- That was a crazy story because I'm an ALDI shopper.

- Hold on.

You guys knew that?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Crap.

Okay.

(RaShaun laughing) - We are like some of the highest news consumers - This is - that you will find.

- awesome.

I hope I can stump you.

Here we go.

You ready?

A runaway pet, ugh, in Tennessee was captured and airlifted by helicopter.

Is it, A, camel, B, zebra, or, C, ostrich?

- Oh.

- It's a real story.

June 2025, a runaway pet, blank, in Tennessee was captured.

- Oh, that's ugly.

- Tennessee.

- Woo-hoo.

Go Big Blue.

- You should know that.

- We just had... - [Blake] All right, what do you think?

- These are both things - Yeah, show them the answers here.

- catered to her, Chicago and Tennessee.

- C?

Okay.

So, Jenise said B, - Oh.

- which is zebra.

And you said C, ostrich.

The correct answer is B, zebra.

- Mm.

Nice.

- Another point for Jenise.

(Jenisie and RaShaun laughing) - I need to get off the internet.

- The zebra's name was Ed.

(Jenisie and RaShaun laughing) - Ed the zebra on the loose.

- Ed the zebra.

He was on the loose more than a week and eventually caught and flown out by helicopter.

So.

- Mm-hmm.

- This is a good one.

An Idaho man set a world record by riding a unicycle while carrying seven watermelons, bowling balls, pineapples.

Is it, A, watermelons, B, bowling balls, or, C, pineapples?

She's thinking hard.

She's trying to remember - Oh, she got it.

- these stories.

I'm so impressed you remembered the first.

All right, let's see.

- Well, I'm an ALDI shopper.

That was easy.

- All right.

So, RaShaun said A.

- B.

- RaShaun said that.

- No, I was reading her.

Sorry.

- Okay.

Okay.

(Jenise and RaShaun laughing) She says A, watermelons, B, bowling balls.

Ladies and gentlemen, Jenise is out of the news, but she's keeped up on it.

- Yeah.

- Bowling balls.

- That's... - This guy had seven - Bowling balls is insane.

- bowing balls on a unicycle.

- This is so embarrassing.

(Jenise laughing) - That up.

How do you do that?

- You know what?

Instead of doing more, - It's a talent.

- actually, real quickly, 30 seconds each, craziest story - Mm.

- you've ever covered.

- Oh gosh.

- Like locally covered?

- Any story ever.

- Or that we've heard of?

- If it's a negative one, don't have it be a Peoria story.

- Oh man.

(crowd laughing) - Craziest.

Oh.

You seen that episode of "SpongeBob" when they asked him what's his name?

And I was like, they threw out his name!

That's how my brain is scrambling.

- Okay.

- Yeah, same.

That's 10 years of trying to go through.

- Well, we're out of time, luckily, so you guys are off the hook.

I do want to give you guys a couple "Vibe 309" hats.

You guys have been awesome guests.

Thank you so much.

- Oh.

- I love it.

- Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Jenise - Thank you.

- and RaShaun.

- Thank you.

Should I put it On?

(crowd cheer and clap) (whooshing sound effect)